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"I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing."

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captaineyebrows:

Harry Potter and the Yes I Found a New Obsession

Harry Potter and the Fuck Young Voldy Was Hot

Harry Potter and the Remus Lupin Chocolate Wolf

Harry Potter and the How is This Legal?

Harry Potter and the Why Was He Not Informed of The Secret Organization That Could Have Been Halping Him This Whole Time?

Harry Potter and the Best Love Story Ever Told Part One

Harry Potter and the NO

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koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

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savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

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moviegifsthatrock:


Dead Poets Society [Peter Weir, 1989]

moviegifsthatrock:

Dead Poets Society [Peter Weir, 1989]

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siriuus:

sirius black? dead? hahahahaha what are you talking about. keep ur weird au’s away from me

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letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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73 Questions with Daniel Radcliffe (x)

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steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

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